Resume
Created: September 21, 2025
Last updated: September 22, 2025
Author: Jeremy Gao
Who gives a fuck.
(Don't take this post seriously. Take this as a joke instead.)
email phone linkedin github[1]
1. Education
- Elementary School: who cares?
- Middle School: who cares?
- High School: I haven't graduated yet.
- University: I'm probably not going there if I don't get my stuff together.
2. Experience
- None
3. Projects
Maimai DX
- Just started, 5000 dx score, or rating, or whatever you call it.
Maimai
- Started last week, I forgot the rating.
Tanim
- T*aintedanim*ation program developed using Typst and FFmpeg.
My personal laptop
- With the funkiest setup you've ever seen, features KDE Plasma 6 w/ wayland.
Project DIVA MegaMix+
- 95%+ on Francium, a community chart.
SAT Crawler
- Scrapes SAT practice questions unlawfully.
4. Skills
Languages:
- Typst
- Rust, like, a bit, not much, idk
- Python
- HTLM/CSS/JVAV SCIRPT
- Bash scripts
- Nix
Frameworks:
- TailwindCSS
- Eleventy
- Bevy
- Nix
Platforms:
- GitHub
- Git
Speaks:
- English (idk probably native but I am not at the C2 level of CEFR bababubu only A1 levaru)
- Mandarin (native, also the single coolest language in the world)
- Wenzhounese (forgot all of it, and it's not practically useful)
- Cantonese (all I know are swear words)
5. Awards
I don't have many but I am confident that this blank would be filled up in the future.