Resume

Created: September 21, 2025
Last updated: September 22, 2025
Author: Jeremy Gao

Who gives a fuck.

(Don't take this post seriously. Take this as a joke instead.)

email phone linkedin github[1]

1. Education

  • Elementary School: who cares?
  • Middle School: who cares?
  • High School: I haven't graduated yet.
  • University: I'm probably not going there if I don't get my stuff together.

2. Experience

  • None

3. Projects

  • Maimai DX

    • Just started, 5000 dx score, or rating, or whatever you call it.
  • Maimai

    • Started last week, I forgot the rating.
  • Tanim

    • T*aintedanim*ation program developed using Typst and FFmpeg.
  • My personal laptop

    • With the funkiest setup you've ever seen, features KDE Plasma 6 w/ wayland.
  • Project DIVA MegaMix+

    • 95%+ on Francium, a community chart.
  • SAT Crawler

    • Scrapes SAT practice questions unlawfully.

4. Skills

Languages:

  • Typst
  • Rust, like, a bit, not much, idk
  • Python
  • HTLM/CSS/JVAV SCIRPT
  • Bash scripts
  • Nix

Frameworks:

  • TailwindCSS
  • Eleventy
  • Bevy
  • Nix

Platforms:

  • GitHub
  • Git

Speaks:

  • English (idk probably native but I am not at the C2 level of CEFR bababubu only A1 levaru)
  • Mandarin (native, also the single coolest language in the world)
  • Wenzhounese (forgot all of it, and it's not practically useful)
  • Cantonese (all I know are swear words)

5. Awards

I don't have many but I am confident that this blank would be filled up in the future.


  1. This is basically an inferior copy of Hinson's resume. If you don't know who Hinson is, he's a grad from my high school and he is cool as fuck.